W Ain't No Lance Armstrong

CNN just reported that President Bush, on a bike ride at Gleneagles, Scotland. He collided with a police officer and skidded across the pavement causing scrapes and cuts and his hands, chin and arms. He was later treated by a White House doctor. W ain't no Lance Armstrong.

Daddy puked on a world leader, W choked on a pretzel and now this. Grace is not a Bush quality. Just another day in their "culture of life".

BBC covers it here. They say he fell at his ranch. Wrong.

Yahoo covers it here.

NOTE: There have been corrections to this piece from it's original format. Unfortunately, I rely on the Main Stream Media for info to point to and sometimes they are wrong. Difference is, they would never post a correction like this.