You Want Weird, You Got Weird- Late by 4 Days Edition
I was tagged "it" by JW a couple of days ago and am just getting around to it now. The list is 5 weird things about me. I couldn't compile a list of just five, so I'm going to list more. The other cool thing about this, my wife compiled the list for all of you. So here it goes.
1- The hair on my legs starts growing about halfway up my calves, below that women would pay for my secret.
2- I have the bad habit of grabbing my manhood while I brush my teeth. This one even freaks me out. I don't know why I do it, but it's part of who I am.
3- When I eat a meal, I am a "food separatist". I can only eat one item at a time, never mixing items, never beginning a new item until the last is finished.
4- I have piercings that none of you will ever see.
5- I have a birthmark on the bottom of my foot that looks like a mini version of Gorbechev's mark on his head.
6- I have a 2 gauge hole in the top of my left ear, which I decided to punch out with a dermel punch for the hell of it. For good measure I used a scalpel to round it out better.
7- I have to have foot protection. Only time I take my socks off is to change them or when I am showering.
8- I still collect baseball cards like I did when I was a kid. Only their no longer 25 cents a pack, they are now 2 to 8 bucks a pack.
9- I can not drink out of plastic cups if I have a choice. Glass baby, glass.
10- I have to have the "home bowl" advantage. If number 2 is ringing, homeward bound or at least familiar territory. I will pinch it of for days if necessary.
11- I am scared of thunder and lightning.
12- I can't get enough of the Kosher Dill Pickle. Claussen preferably, but any will do. I can eat an entire jar over the course of the day.
13- I get chronic hives for no reason what so ever. At least the doctors can't figure it out.
14- If it looks like little trees, I can't eat it. (ie. Broccoli, cauliflower)
15- Chocolate makes me sleepy.
16- The first job I ever had, when I was 14, was at a Big and Tall store, yet I am short an thin.
17- I wear a "soul patch" for facial hair in tribute to Frank Zappa.
18- I am having a love affair with Jack Links beef jerky.
19- I played drums professionally for 17 year keeping rhythm, but under no circumstances can I keep rhythm and dance. I am Whiter then Steve Martin in The Jerk.
20- I have an infatuation with Puma clothes and shoes.
21- I own more clothes and shoes then my wife does.
There it is. Please be kind. I am not going to pass it on since I am so late. Next time e-mail me to let me know.